Flowers…I love you, but football is on!!!

March 11th, 2010 by Mr. N

Ladies, please hear me out.  We (men) love you all very much, which is why we spent ALOT of money on your ring, put up with all of your needs and cares…and wants.  Please realize that for the most part, we don’t give a shit about the flowers.  I mean let’s get real, do you think we would expect you to know how to draft a great fantasy football team? No, so don’t expect us to have any clue when it comes to floral arrangements.  Most men only know about roses, sunflowers, and dandelions.  Are dandelions even a flower?  Other than not really knowing about flowers, the truth is that we really don’t care either.  PLEASE DON’T MAKE US HAVE TO CARE!!!  All we want to do is watch the game.

4 Responses to “Flowers…I love you, but football is on!!!”
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